## One Piece Chapter 664: Master Caesar Clown - Chapter: 664 - Pages: 0-17 - Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Brook, Franky, Smoker, Tashigi, G-5 Marines, Trafalgar Law, Caesar Clown, Monet, Joker, Kin'emon, Brownbeard, Children, Nami, Tony Tony Chopper, Nico Robin, Marshall D. Teach, Eustass Kid, X Drake, Basil Hawkins, Whitebeard, Dr. Vegapunk, Centaur Patrol, World Government ### Summary Page 0: The chapter opens with a full-color Straw Hat illustration labeled "ATTACK!! ONE PIECE." The crew rides through crashing surf in a compact vehicle while armed for a chaotic charge: Luffy, Usopp, Sanji, Zoro, Brook, Franky and others brandish guns or heavy weapons in an action-poster composition. It does not advance the Punk Hazard plot, but it is useful as official chapter artwork showing the Straw Hats in a playful combat theme. Page 1: In the snowy wreckage outside the research facility, Smoker begins piecing the larger case together while trapped in Tashigi's body. "IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS... THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER OF CHILD KIDNAPPING INCIDENTS ON THE ISLANDS AROUND THIS AREA." The G-5 Marines react in shock: "KIDNAPPINGS?!" Their immediate concern, however, is practical and embarrassing. "MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE CAN'T GET USED TO YOU LIKE THIS, CAPTAIN-CHAN!!" one cries. Smoker snaps back, "I CAN'T HELP IT, CAN I?! JUST BEAR WITH IT FOR THE MOMENT!!" Tashigi, now in Smoker's body, presses the point: "OI, TASHIGI, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT KIDNAPPINGS? I NEVER HEARD ABOUT ANY KIDS GETTING ABDUCTED." She also adds, "CAN YOU PLEASE FASTEN UP THAT SHIRT, SMOKER-SAN?!" while Smoker complains, "AND THIS VERY 'OPEN' CAPTAIN-CHAN HAS ALL THE LOOKS... BUT WHAT'S INSIDE IS TOO SCARY!!!" Page 2: Smoker continues the investigation aloud as the Marines move through the ice and wreckage. "THE ONLY INCIDENTS I REMEMBER CROPPING UP A LOT IN THESE PARTS ARE SHIPWRECKS," he says. "THOUGH COME TO THINK OF IT, I DO REMEMBER THINKING THAT KIDS SEEM TO DIE A LOT AROUND HERE." Tashigi realizes the pattern too: "NOW YOU MENTION IT, I'VE NOTICED THAT TOO!" Smoker explains why the truth has been hidden: "THE THING IS, I'VE BEEN SPENDING A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME IN THE COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT... AND I CAN TELL YOU FOR A FACT THAT G-5 RECEIVES A LOT OF REPORTS OF CHILD KIDNAPPINGS." The public version is different: "BUT BY THE TIME THESE INCIDENTS MAKE IT INTO THE NEWSPAPERS... THEY ARE ALWAYS REPORTED AS ACCIDENTS AT SEA, OR PIRATE RAIDS, OR SIMPLE DISAPPEARANCES." Smoker admits those reports may include wild assumptions, but says, "EVEN SO... THERE MAY BE THE SLIGHT POSSIBILITY..." before Tashigi cuts in: "ENOUGH STUMBLING OVER YOUR WORDS, TASHIGI!!" Page 3: Smoker, frustrated by hesitation, demands clarity: "IF YOU HAVE A THEORY TO VOICE, THEN TELL IT TO ME LOUD AND CLEAR!!!" Tashigi states what the evidence implies: "I PRESUME YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY THAT AFTER THE CROWD OF CHILDREN WE JUST WITNESSED... YOU SUSPECT THAT THE KIDNAPPING REPORTS MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT ON THE MARK AFTER ALL." Smoker follows the implication to its worst point: "AND THE KIDNAPPER RESPONSIBLE MAY BE SOMEWHERE ON THIS ISLAND." Tashigi adds the cover-up angle: "IT IMPLIES THE INFORMATION THAT GOT OUT TO THE PUBLIC WAS FAKED. IN OTHER WORDS... SOMEONE INSIDE G-5 HAS BEEN COVERING UP ALL THESE KIDNAPPINGS...!!" The Marines are horrified: "YOU MEAN... SOMEONE INSIDE G-5 IS WORKING FOR THE KIDNAPPER?!" Smoker tells them not to collapse into paranoia: "NOW HOLD ON THERE, SMOKE-SAN! WE CAN'T HAVE YOU LOOKING DOWN ON US LIKE THAT! SURE, WE MAY BE A BUNCH OF MISFITS... BUT WE STILL HAVE SOME PRIDE IN OUR STATION AS MARINES!!" Page 4: The G-5 Marines panic at the thought of suspicion inside their own ranks. "YOU REALLY THINK I CAN BE BOTHERED WITH SUSPECTING A BUNCH OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU?!" Smoker shouts, and the men recoil with cries of "WHAAA!!" "TOO SCARY!!" and "SHUT UP!!!" Tashigi, still in Smoker's body, sharpens the lesson into a Marine principle: "AS LONG AS HUMANITY DIVIDES ITSELF INTO FACTIONS, NO ORGANISATION IN THIS WORLD CAN BE PERFECT...!! MAKE ASSUMPTIONS, AND THE ENEMY WILL SLIP THROUGH YOUR GRASP!! DON'T BE TAKEN IN BY APPEARANCES!!" The Marines finally remember themselves and answer, "YES SIR, CAPTAIN-CHAN!!" Then the absurd body swap undercuts the seriousness: a voice mutters, "...OH, FORGET IT. I'M THE CAPTAIN!" and another remembers, "OH, YEAH!! WE WERE TAKEN IN BY APPEARANCES...!!!" Page 5: Smoker decides the Marines cannot leave Punk Hazard yet. Tashigi says, "BUT, SMOKER-SAN, I... I REALLY CAN'T SAY WITH ANY CONFIDENCE..." Smoker answers, "DON'T FRET YOURSELF. IT'S A THEORY WORTH KEEPING IN MIND, THAT'S ALL." His own problem is immediate: "AT ANY RATE, LAW HAS TAKEN MY HEART AND MY BODY FROM ME. I CAN'T LEAVE THIS ISLAND JUST YET. ONE-THIRD OF YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE ISLAND NOW AND REPORT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE." The Marines protest, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, VICE-ADMIRAL?!! OUR SHIP HAS BEEN SLICED TO PIECES...!...