## One Piece Chapter 2, pages 2-3: THEY CALL HIM 'STRAW HAT LUFFY' - Chapter: 2 - Pages: 2-3 - Characters: Alvida, Koby, Alvida Pirates ### Summary Page 2: A massive, spiked iron mace slams down onto the deck with a heavy "FWUMP". A small, bespectacled boy named Koby flinches in terror, crying out, "I-I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! PLEASE, NOT THE IRON MACE!!" The shadowy figure of Alvida, holding the mace, asks, "KOBY! WHO IS THE FAIREST THROUGHOUT ALL THE SEAS?" Koby nervously replies, "AHEM... HEH HEH... WHY YOU ARE... LADY ALVIDA!! NO ONE COMPARES TO YOU!!" Alvida swings her mace through the air with a "WHOOOO" and declares, "CORRECT!! WHICH IS WHY I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING DIRTY!!" She continues, "THE SHIP I SAIL IN MUST BE AS CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL AS I AM. UNDERSTAND?" Alvida then kicks Koby hard, sending him tumbling backward. "OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE WORTHLESS! HERE, SHINE MY SHOES!!" Koby scrambles to comply, "Y-YES, LADY ALVIDA! RIGHT AWAY!" Alvida warns him, "REMEMBER, KOBY, WERE IT NOT FOR YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEAS, I WOULD FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS! BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!" Koby, trembling as he shines her shoes, stammers, "Y-YES... THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU." Page 3: On the deck of the ship, several pirates are frantically scrubbing the floor with mops and buckets. Alvida's voice booms, "I DON'T WANT TO SEE EVEN ONE SPECK OF DUST ON THIS SHIP!!!" The crew responds in unison, "AYE AYE!" Alvida is fully revealed: a large, imposing woman wearing a wide-brimmed pirate hat with a plume, a plaid shirt, and a captain's coat draped over her shoulders. She wields a massive spiked iron mace. A caption box introduces her: "THE LADY PIRATE IRON MACE ALVIDA". She slams her mace down with a loud "DA-DUM", yelling, "THAT'S ENOUGH!! YOU'RE PATHETIC!!" The impact sends debris flying, and a shoe hits Koby in the face with an "OOF!". Alvida glares down at him, "IF YOU'VE GOT TIME TO GROVEL, THEN YOU'VE GOT TIME TO SCRUB THE TOILET!!" Koby, sweating and rubbing his cheek, nervously laughs, "HEH HEH HEH... SORRY... HEH HEH... YES, MILADY! RIGHT AWAY..."