A large panel shows Mr. 2 Bon Clay striking a dramatic pose with arms outstretched, surrounded by swirling petals, bubbles, and sound effects: ズズ, ビー, ズズ, コキ, 威風. Below, reader letters and responses unfold. D narrates: THERE WAS A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TUNNEL. O replies: Okay, next question. D continues with a detailed ballet critique: Wait, wait, wait. Bon Clay! Yes, you. Listen, I don't like your travesty of the dance! You can't even do the most basic of basics, the port de bras! There are no hands shaped that way. And start off by tying your toe shoes correctly! You twist it around your ankle like this. Twist, seeI And about 2 cm higher. And for your "Swan Arabesque", you're not raising your leg!! You're much too green to pull off any At-ti-tude Turns. Go back and study one more time! And shave your leg hair while you're at it! -by 10 Years of Ballet Experience-. O notes: Uhhh, I just called for him... Here he is. Mr. 2 erupts: Stooooooop joking aroooooooound!! 'roooooooound!! ShaveI! My legsI! NOOOOOOO WAAAAYYYYYYYYY!! If I shave my legs-!! I am nothing!!! Moi = Leg Hair, understandI! SO!! Are you shaving MEI! Would you shave MYSELFI!! And so whatI 10 years of ballet...I! Well, aren't youuuu specialI! BUT!! I have had 20 years of Okama Kenpo!! Any problemsI! If you do, then I'm gonna spin-I!! I'm spinning!! Spinning, spinning!! I am spinnnnnnnnng!! O concludes:...There you have it. An idiot on stage. A fan letter reads: Hello, Oda-sensei! I am called Enari-kun. Why does Vivi always pull on Usopp's noseI O answers: Hmmm. Uh... for example. Let's say there's a "saucepan" right here. Now, where would you hold the saucepanI...See what I'm sayingI You hold it on the long thin part that sticks out, rightI And that's the, uhh... the mentality behind it. He's a very portable person. You know. Kind of a... One-size-fits-all type of deal.